Da Funky Munky's

Present fucked!! Future Fucked!!

2008-03-22T10:08:00.000-07:00

Back then i never worried about the future,
Back then was busy trying to getting the present right,
Back then i felt fucked up cos of it,

Now, I worry about the future,
Now, the present is great,
Now, i still feel fucked up for not preparing for the future.

What a fucked up life.

Lesson learnt: Dont just buy a "chatri" for today, buy a "raincoat" for tomorrow..

What is Nature and what are we?

2007-09-28T09:18:00.000-07:00

In nature,

Mass moves from a region of higher potential to a region of lower potential,
Fluid flows from a region of higher pressure to a region of lower pressure,
Current flows from a region of higher voltage to a region of lower voltage,
Heat flows from a region of higher temperature to a region of lower temperature,
Diffusion happens from higher concentration to lower concentration,

Well does this mean that Universe is a socialist?
If so, what prevents Us from being socialistic?
The reason we exist is because nature follows the above principles. If not for the above, this post would not have been here.

Which one is true?

2007-08-19T20:09:00.000-07:00

KJ said '4'
NK said '4.5'
I said 'I don't know'

I say 'Whatever it is, It feels good!!'

I fell in Love

2007-07-20T08:01:00.000-07:00

They said she was beautiful, the best they had ever seen. I never believed them, I thought such beauties existed only in fairy tales. But still I was a little curious, so I decided to visit her. I went with my friends to the place where she lived all her life, and would continue to, for the rest. I got a glimpse of her, I swear on god she really gorgeous (Sorry I'm bad in English and I don't have words to describe her), she was worth all the trouble I took to get to her. Then I started to explore her, tried to get a glimpse of her bottom, sadly couldn't. Then I tried to explore her intricate curves, I swear I was totally lost in her, in no time. Thats when I realized 'I WAS IN LOVE'. I couldn't win her that day. But I hope to do it another day. I'm waiting for it. She surely is the best I have seen till date.

Guys this is fuckin real, Not some bloody FICTION.. I could have posted a pic of her's, but many of the "Few" readers of this Munky's blog know her and would laugh at my stupidity, or try to win her before i get my next chance, so I'm not posting it. ;-P

Freezed Bloggy

2007-06-19T08:06:00.001-07:00

The blog will be inactive for sometime now(No pathetic posts for sometime). Bcos the munky has got exam to prepare for.

QG.Ver.1.-1

2007-05-23T20:04:00.000-07:00

I realised that the new version i created actully created more problems for the user to maintain his database.. so back to square one and i'm posting the older one for download..

Download the quote generator..

Quote Generator

2007-05-11T22:06:00.000-07:00

I don't know if blogger has an inbuilt option for this.. But i couldn't find one.. So thought of creating one myself.. It generates a random quote from a list you build, a random one every time you log in.. Its got some bugs like the last quote has a probability of 1/100000000000000000 of getting displayed.. So with all these bugs patched i'll post a new version soon.. So as of now, lets call this thing QG.Ver.1.0

Features :
Required Font options (font, size, color) can be applied to the text..

I removed the download Link from here..

The Combination of my Love

2007-05-10T11:01:00.000-07:00

Here in my second post, i'm posting a problem.. Its got the essence of two LOVEs of mine.. Though i expect ppl to answer this queston, i dont think people will actually reply(cos as of now, only the shining path knows about my blog), but i'm hoping that one day when ppl start reading my blog they'll reply to this.. Here goes the problem..

A company needs to take pictures of its working staff.. The rule book says that they hav to be seated in the alphabetical order only.. And moreover only 8 chairs are available and only 8 ppl can sit at a time.. No seat should be empty when a picture is taken.. The chairs have been arrranged such that in,

Chair 1 - The CEO must be seated.
Chair 2 - One of the Senior General managers
Chair 3 - One of the Junior General managers
Chair 4 - One of the Machine Operators
Chair 5 - The Engineer
Chair 6 - One of the Security Guys
Chair 7 - One of the Chefs
Chair 8 - The Office Assistant

The people working in the company under different designations and their names are as given below..
CEO - A(Yea, 'A' is his name)
Senior General Managers - B, D, F (3 ppl)
Junior Genaral Managers - C, E, G (3 ppl)
Machine Operators - H, I (2 ppl)
Engineer(Mechanical) - J (1 guy)
Security Guys - K, M, O (3 guys)
Chefs - L, N, P (3 guys)
Office Assistant - Q (1 guy)

Well what is the number of photos that can be taken using the above conditions and different combination of ppl...

Now if you smart-ass hav already figured out how to solve the prob and almost done with it, here's the second question, What is each person workin in this company called (Infocian? Wiproite?) Who? Who? Who? Who are these ppl by the way?

My First Post

2007-05-09T12:38:00.000-07:00

Well this is my first attempt at writing a blog(which i obviously wont be updating frequently) and i dont know how long i'll continue to write this..

Whatever it is, today, actually right now just after reading some articles online about Music and thinking bout it for some time, i'm joshified to write this one thing. This will officially be my first one liner. So here it is.

THE TOUHGHEST MUSICAL INSTRUMENT TO MASTER ON THIS PLANET IS THE VOCAL CORD.

I googled this phrase and didnt find it anywhere on the web, so its officially mine now. Yahoo. (OMG. what a pathetic start for this MUNKY's blog)